Hilarious Valentine's Day Quotations
Even though it has become a bit of a fad to hate Valentine's Day in recent years, it is still a widely celebrated holiday. Even though love should be shown every day of the year, Valentine's Day marks as a day to celebrate your love together in a meaningful way. Of course, we don't all need a special holiday to mark the event, but it can be just as romantic as an anniversary.
Whatever your views on Valentine's Day, below you'll find some funny quotes about V-Day and love.
Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house.
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun.
Falling in love is so hard on the knees.
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
Love is a grave mental disease.
Page: 1 | 2
More holiday quotes