Funny Quotations from The Office
"The Office" is a sitcom based off the British television series of the same name. The show is a mockumentary about the lives of a group of office members working at a paper company. It began airing on March 24, 2005 and stars Steve Carell (who left before the series end), Rainn Wilson, John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer, B. J. Novak and many others around the office. The series was created by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant.
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"The Office" has many great and humorous lines. Read some of these fantastic quotes below.
Michael Scott: [during Diversity Day] God, I don't know... Maybe I should have gotten some food or something.
Kevin: [wearing Italian on his head] Maybe some spaghetti.
Michael Scott: No, Kevin, stop with Diversity Day for a second!
Michael Scott: Abraham Lincoln once said that "If you're a racist, I will attack you with the North," and these are the principles I carry with me in the workplace.
Michael Scott: Man, that Todd Packer could do anything.
Jim Halpert: [mutters] Except pass that breathalizer.
Jim Halpert: Hey, what has two thumbs and hates Todd Packer? This Guy!
Dwight Schrute: Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.
Karen: Who are you faxing so early in the morning?
Jim Halpert: Oh, um, it's kind of hard to explain.
Jim Halpert: I don't have a ton of contact with the Scranton branch, but before I left, I took a box of Dwight's stationary. So, from time to time, I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future.
Dwight Schrute: When you become close with someone you develop a kind of sixth sense; you can read their moods like a book. And right now the title of Michael's book is; something weird is going on... colon... what did Jan say?... the Michael Scott story... by Michael Scott with Dwight Schrute.
Angela: I don't want to blame anyone in particular; I think everyone's to blame.
Michael Scott: I set the rules and you follow them blindly. Okay? And if you have a problem with that, then you can talk to our complaint department. It's a trash can!
Andy Bernard: Oh, it is on like a prawn who yawns at dawn.
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