Funny Quotations from The Dick van Dyke Show
"The Dick van Dyke Show" is a television sitcom that aired from October 3, 1961 to June 1, 1966. The series stars Dick Van Dyke, Rose Marie, and Mary Tyler Moore and was created by Carl Reiner. The show won 15 Emmy Awards and is ranked as one of TV Guide's 50 Greatest TV Shows of All Time.
Below you'll see some funny quotes from "The Dick van Dyke Show".
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Melvin (Mel) Cooley: I need a place to hide.
Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell: Quick, grow some hair.
Laura Petrie: Oh, Rob!
Rob Petrie: A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. And so do I.
Sally Rogers: What's the matter Rob?
Rob Petrie: Oh, he got on the elevator and I busted my leg on a lady.
Melvin (Mel) Cooley: [clutching his temples] Look, I've got a great deal of work to do!
Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell: So go ahead, tear your hair out!
Melvin (Mel) Cooley: Believe me, Rob, as the producer, I'm sorry.
Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell: We believe you, Curly. You're a sorry producer.
Rob Petrie: How's your white satin evening gown?
Laura Petrie: Fine. How's your red flannel bathrobe?
Melvin (Mel) Cooley: It was the sketch. I knew Alan wouldn't like it. And when it comes to comedy, I have an unerring instinct.
Maurice (Buddy) Sorrell: That's right, you got the instinct of a herring.
Alan Brady: Shut up, Mel!
Melvin (Mel) Cooley: Yes, sir.
Kenneth Kendall: By Wolfgang A-mad-ee-us Mozz-sart.
Mrs. Kendall: Mo-zart.
Kenneth Kendall: [mimicks] Mo-zart.
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