Quotations About College
If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.
Time, 23 June 1961
Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught.
The Devil's Dictionary
College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night?
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.
College is like a fountain of knowledge - and the students are there to drink.
Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates.
Abbott Lawrence Lowell
College is a refuge from hasty judgment.
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
Fathers send their sons to college either because they went to college or they didn't.